Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
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Comments (67)
brenton490 19
Andy's mom has it going on!!
thisguy22 33
Where did you get Andy?
19990231 29
Stacy's mom has got it going on?
Keiraquarium 12
To be fair, pole dancing is great exercise
fullerkate3 17
Yah your life does suck
Soninuva 41
You know, there's this really handy button that makes your comment redundant.
WOTAN1488 24
Hot momma! XD
Dommon 7
Extra income doesn't hurt
imbedderdenu 23
well it's in her room right? then it's none of your business. And if the pants look good let her do her thing! be proud your mom wants to look good! just wait till you're her age! it will come quick enough believe me.....
beeferjay 34
I was thinking about a praise pole, as a way to reach the unchurched and the younger generation
RedPillSucks 33
please elaborate. praise pole? strippers for Christ?
beeferjay 34
we all know that Jesus looves strippers. he is the one who invented glitter, for strippers
christinamarie17 29
24 your profile picture is moderately terrifying. You look far too angry; try making that face while holding a fluffy kitten or something. It might take away the serial killer effect.
beeferjay 34
I actually laughed. good job. I'm kinda ruthless, but in a "you have to learn that the real world isn't puppies and cotton candy" sorta way. I changed it from the eyeball because I don't want to be associated with the illuminati
hoosiergirl94 31
Midlife crisis
doodlecloud 27
Well done for copying two words from the fml.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Stripper pole.
EvilTurtle 35
my mom
One_Way 43
leather pants
pacman490 21
Milf-life crisis
Enslaved 38
Convince her to put it in the living room instead so every one can use it. Fun fun.
Angelkisses130 26
No offense but why do you really care? Let her live her life, it's not like she's gonna make you watch