Animals: Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat....

By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 12:00

What the hell? Ignore her till she stops

whited666 0

Friday 16 September 2011 12:03

Meow meow meow?

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cmars3 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:03

Why is this a bad thing? She's probably just joking around

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:16

So... only speak to her through the neighbors dog. If she doesn't stop soon, lift your leg and piss on her.

Rah88 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:21

I completely understand...my mom has done the same... Only through my dog. The crazy thing was, sometimes it really seemed to be what the dog may have been thinking :/

Madkitty2403 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:47

Well it must be hard to get your mom through a cat

Bonkers4 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:32

Talk to her thru ur **** lol pet rooster.

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:59

Imagine how the cat feels having to be a mediator.

dumaz 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:40

talking Tom cat Lol

max13_fml 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:15

meow meow meow meow meooowww that means "what the ****!" in cat haha

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:00

Crazy cat lady

wriptidez 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:48

shes fum can i meet her

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