izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Tragic
United States
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Aled
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
I like what I like
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
cat co-parent
Australia
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
What the hell? Ignore her till she stops
whited666 0
Meow meow meow?
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Comments (85)
leannecloveryau 11
ouch. what did you do?
Raheemdplayer 7
Today my owner continuously picked me up and talked through my butt. FML
bubo_fml 11
Obviously, your Mum wants to communicate via "feline language." Oblige her by walking around the house, "spraying" everything from the waist down...
Calyx_fml 22
So she held the cat up to her face and spoke through it.
mfgforlife23 5
I feel you. What are they trying to prove when they do that right?
ThatGirlMegan 1
Lol that's a little creepy
gottageek 17
How would you be able to tell if the cat isn't misinterpreting? Do you take it's word that your mom wants meow mix or use rosetta stone and find out yourself? Conundrum.
GPS23_fml 0
Talk to her with water.
pancakechick 8
Tell her to stop being a pussy.
Bluemonster3 26
An intellectual conversation that must have been :o