Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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lucythomson 23
Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you
KayDee29 31
I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.
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Comments (65)
ZorroRooster 19
Tell her no and don't go along with it.
SuperMew 22
I had this happen with my sister. I woke up to find six people and their kids in my backyard. I told them all to leave, changed the locks, and put a huge lock on the back fence. My sister and I don't talk.
janfleury 19
Well that was horrible. Time to clean house and toss all of them out. Change the locks and do not give a new one to your mom. Sorry OP.
Reihna_fml 14
Time to change the locks AND have and adult talk with your mother about boundaries.
ApplePie1994 27
That's when you shit in your pie and serve it to her.
melanielovejeff 15
Ask for your pay cheque in front of her friends ;)
Ka2y 2
I would just be like "no, no, nope, nada, no way, no. Now get out."
wrenthecat 13
lock the ******* door and make sure she doesn't have a key. problem solved.
shannon2348 14
I keep seeing fml's where parents have free access to their grown children's houses and then the grown kids complain about it. Here's a thought. Keep your damn doors locked and don't give them the friggin key. ydi