Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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lucythomson 23
Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you
KayDee29 31
I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.
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Comments (65)
bdsmslave 18
Tell her you'll pretend to be the maid, if she promises to pretend that she's an ATM machine the next time you need money.
Bibliovore 26
Whatever you did when this happened, it sounds like it's likely time to either take back your mother's keys to your home or to change your locks.
Mossygirl357 12
I would have told her No and then asked everyone to leave or clean up after themselves.
swenny_xoxo 18
I would've just kicked everyone out. It's your house.
writerchic85 26
I hope you embarrassed her
bleedingglitter 24
Time to revoke someone's key privilege.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Thank you. Everyone is saying play along but forget that! I would have kicked everyone out straight away. OP doesn't have to play along and shouldn't have to. It's their house!!
Naruto889 5
I would look at them and introduce myself as her daughter
ohSNAPyall 27
Do you live in a sitcom?
32Levels 6
Real-life sitcom moment right here!