Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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lucythomson 23
Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you
KayDee29 31
I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.
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Comments (65)
HurleyX21 17
"Yes mother dearest"
Cads1 24
Bet that just maid your day!
brownapple 22
Hope you said you quit the job
Manic1 13
I would go and tell everyone there what your mom tried to pull. If she is that much of a shallow, lying witch she deserves to be humiliated.
superwhovian 16
And that when you say everyone out of my house
gintwinsmoore 20
What amazed me about this FML is that OP doesn't seem to know any of mom's friends if she wants to introduce her as the maid!
Enslaved 36
It was probably to sell something like Avon and to recruit those at the gathering. Having a *fake* maid would make her seem more successful.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Ah yes the classic relationship with ones mother
KatieeMoe 14
I don't know about you, but I'm so gonna charge her for that in infront of everyone ;)
vikky538 28
As much as everyone asking OP to do funnier and weird things, that is the sickest thing i hear from a mother.i am Sorry OP. Hope things between you and your mother will be better after a good conversation
DanCastellaneta 17
So either she wants to pretend she's rich or not look like an unclean slob. Hey, no one said you had to be her "maid".