Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
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afdude87 6
well, you should have.
allmidnighteyes 11
She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.
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Comments (131)
Lulu714 0
Did anyone else laugh hysterically at this?
ranger186 1
hit her over head next time and say she should have stayed in her area.
blt710 0
YTDI for not staying in your dance space!! lmfao!
SnailFist 5
well she's right
bettyboy 4
Woo. Winchester.
Winchesterlover 0
Lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh man, I hate it when people get all up in my dance space.
Winchesterlover 0
Thanks to the people who were nice!!!!!! To the people who weren't, **** off. =) Yes, that shit does get insane. Especially that damn Rasputin one. And my Mom was the one actually who drifted over to my side. So it was technically her fault. But I love my Mommy and forgave her. After I screamed at her in my panic that she broke my finger. What can I say, I'm a kid. And also GO SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I just recognized your win-inducing username. Well done, OP. Well done.
fadingaway 17
What happened is shitty. Supernatural is amazing. That is all.
Winchesterlover 0
Why do people keep calling me Op? What?
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP = Original Poster. Which is you. :P
Winchesterlover 0
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks you!!! I'm new here obviously, hehe, your username is rad
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hehe, you're welcome! And thanks, your username is too! :)
Winchesterlover 0
Ok, that second comment to # 21 wasn't for # 21, sorry # 21!!!!!!!!!! =)
KVKdragon 26
no prob. forgive and forget. I responded just now. I think there's a bug with your comment though (not that it's your fault). it shows up under my comment and Zmeilerr's comment as well. and when I responded twice, it also appeared under my comment and Zmeilerr's comment again too.
KVKdragon 26
and now I look even more dumb since all 4 of my responses are under Zmeilerr's comment now. great...
sandiiiiiii 0
omg what kind of mom is that.