Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.
stryder9090 28
He just needed some pussy
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Comments (75)
teamnikster 9
Perhaps, she's not talking about THAT pussy.
MrE187 12
If this had happened in any other state I would say your mom has issues. But since it happened in Florida, it sounds like a normal day to me.
middlenamefrank 8
There IS a line that some people cross between just being hard to live with and having real problems. Sounds like your mom is close to that line if not over it. You really should talk to your dad about your mom's stability.
xluciferx666 21
Sounds like something my psychotic neighbor would do oh the amount of FML's I could write about that psycho
stiffster 5
...dat pussy doe..
Parvati48 15
Uh what? O.o Sounds like mom needs to go to therapy, sorry OP. :/
Cirrus13 4
A cat is fine, too.
wannabesinger 16
This apparently happened at a place I used to work at. The woman was convinced her husband was having sex with her dogs so we had to put a note in the system that he was not allowed to pick them up.
thelastavailable 13
I feel bad for the mum, she sounds like she needs help.
Donna_Dashh 8
Well then.. Erhm.. Awwkwaarrd. Lol.