Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.
stryder9090 28
He just needed some pussy
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Comments (75)
NavyWife9299 5
How big is the cat a cougar? But cant blame him he just wants some pussy that isn't insane
redneck_wolf 19
You've cat to be kitten me!
Arcanel 18
Your mom isn't your everyday type of crazy is she?
ShadowOpsV4 13
What a pussy
kassandrajoanne 6
I don't even know what to tell you
Joshery 14
Did she take her meds?
ostfaiz 18
Serious case Op! look for the right pussy
sullivankeara 25
Gotta love the crazy ones
cbroady0529 9
Am I the only one who thinks this is more of a "you love the cat more than me" i.e. emotional attachment than literal "dad is having sex with the cat" situation?
steftriv 18
How do people come up with this shit?