Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.
stryder9090 28
He just needed some pussy
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Comments (75)
caircair 3
Only one thought comes to mind: "What. . .the. . .hell?!?"
askingandy 23
My mom does the same shit, except she accuses my dad of having sex with the laptop. Not in a serious "she actually thinks he's ******* a computer" way. But when she's pissed because he's on the computer instead of helping clean or something.
Karan0217 6
Plot twist: he really is cheating on her mom with the cat
an3ph 20
Umm... How?!
am_bugg 20
I'm really curious to what you're dads reaction was.
davek 36
So... he's getting some pussy?
shoower_fml 9
Geez sounds like my mom... Fucken mental people
omnia 5
That's some next level crazy right there.
ahoypizza 1
What a cat-tastrophe!
worldclassrager 41
I think your mother needs some help...plain and simple