Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came, he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom." He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.
sakurachan04 0
That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.
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Comments (191)
atm3334 5
Of course you lost navy seals they train harder and fight better than anyone else in the country.
fml_ipad 2
That's why you don't **** with navy SEALS
lalaney 14
Does he have PTSD?
The_Markinator 5
that's one for the safety briefs.
AK9275 9
I could have been worse, you could have got your asses beat by a returning Ranger and his friends...
speakfreely 21
@#90 what was your as so score?
speakfreely 21
@#66 these are people who serve our country who are you to say anything?
speakfreely 21
To the people calling marines stupid, how rude of you. They still have to take the asvab like any other military branch. However yes their score doesn't have to be that great the asvab consist of a lot of different things mechanics, automotive, vocabulary, natural science etc. and this is not if you are joining as a marine officer in which case you need at least a 74 on the asvab and a BA degree
dawgsrb33 4
that's why you never ever ever ever mess with a navy seal best trained men and women out there.
dantedevil 12
Marines and Seals don't like eachother. it's kind of ground into their heads during basic.