Miscellaneous: Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then...

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Miguemex95 4

Monday 23 January 2012 8:56

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

bitchpleasemike 7

Monday 23 January 2012 9:01

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

Comments

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 23 January 2012 10:14

That's horrible they didn't believe you... Did they not notice your dad was wasted? Lolll.

coyoteGenocide 0

Monday 23 January 2012 10:18

yup, sounds about right for the U.S. law enforcement system. Sorry OP.

swishaa218 5

Monday 23 January 2012 14:46

Yep.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 January 2012 15:58

The cops dont have lie detectors as standard equipment. They may start out believing one sides story. Hopefully, after questioning and assessing the situation they came to the right conclusion. Being a cop is a hard job, especially in a "domestic" dispute where it's not clear who the bad guy is.

lex1459 38

Monday 23 January 2012 10:27

Did they ever arrest him??

clue_me_in 20

Monday 23 January 2012 10:37

You father is a dick, and you're better off without him. I hope they believe you now OP.

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 23 January 2012 10:40

OP, this is awful I am so sorry for you. Hopefully the police will come to their senses, if he bashed you go to the hospital get them to check you out and get a statement.