Miscellaneous: Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then...

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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Miguemex95 4

Monday 23 January 2012 8:56

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

bitchpleasemike 7

Monday 23 January 2012 9:01

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

Comments

bitter3ulogy 0

Monday 23 January 2012 11:45

Didnt they see he is drunk?

TPSerigne 9

Monday 23 January 2012 12:16

He should probably get lost forever next time.

Colonel_Lexi 18

Monday 23 January 2012 12:31

What a bastard, next time you see him put laxatives in his alchohol.

mama2b3 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:11

Next time??

jpallan 3

Monday 23 January 2012 12:47

Wait, the police believed him? How are you posting an FML from jail?

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 23 January 2012 14:24

I feel your pain I didn't know my father until I was 14, and went to live with him for awhile to get to know him better, it consisted of him being permanently drunk, telling me how awful my mom is, and getting beer bottles and his fists thrown at me, worst part is no one believed me, because he was such a "great" guy, I haven't been in contact with him since. Sorry to get a little serious FMLers, but I felt I had to share, abuse is never okay, or a joking matter.

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 23 January 2012 16:29

^ Completely agree with you, GoW. Dealt with abusive drunks before, and I see so little humour in your related past with your father. Home is supposed to be the place you feel loved and safe at, not afraid and alone. :( I get the impression that OP might be an independent adult, someone who can legally choose not to be involved with his father. Hoping that anyways. And I'm not really religious, but I believe there must be a special place in Hell for child abusers, especially the sexual abusers. I can think of no worse act. :( Sorry for taking serious to a whole new level. :( My rant's over.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 January 2012 16:00

Unfortunately, even a bad example serves as a teaching tool. Hopefully, you learned from that and severed any remaining ties you had to him.

YamahaGuy777 0

Monday 23 January 2012 16:52

Hopefully cops use FML!!!

TheFaLLenNight 4

Monday 23 January 2012 16:55

Wow dude! So sorry, his not Worth your time and your heart :(

EduJav321 24

Monday 23 January 2012 20:18

How did he find you?

Njv1221 4

Monday 23 January 2012 20:32

ur dads ****** up.... worse ive ever dealt with was my mom putting holes in walls. and tellin people i did it... my moms also an extreme alcoholic but noones ever believed her... if it helps. just stop using fml to complain about ur problems and handle them as you deem fit.