By Joey - 30/01/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 980
You deserved it 3 361

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That's a smart little brother you have there. Now start peeing on his favourite toys and see how he likes that.

Do the kindest thing. Tranquilise this poor lost animal and set him loose in the forest where he belongs.

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a fist should suffice

just marking his territory man, finders keepers

308 to the head

Joke's on him. The laptop will no longer work now,

pee on him, then it will be you owning him and he will do what you want and don't want. including not to pee on laptops

that won't solve anything...

It'll solve who's laptop it is;)

That's a smart little brother you have there. Now start peeing on his favourite toys and see how he likes that.

lmao! now that's a win

I bet that pissed you off!

he was making a pun

its better to be pissed off than pissed on

I agree with #38

Do the kindest thing. Tranquilise this poor lost animal and set him loose in the forest where he belongs.

xD yup, why not? lol

Or you could just euthanize him.

shut. up. please.

You know dogs also pee on things to mark their territory. Maybe, you should treat you brother like a dog that pees inside and stick his nose in it.

hahah I second that idea

Shock collar.

shock collar AND stick his nose in it

lmfao classic. id still kick his ass though

Ha, dumbass brother.

if I were you, I would hit him, hard. screw being punished, technology shouldn't not be treated that way at all and your little brother should be smarter than that >:(