Kids: Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the...

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

don't you just hate little brothers???

daBeast155 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:18

you've got the bruise to prove it

Comments

WCARlover 34

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:27

I swear God created siblings to test patience...

Mythekos 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:04

Uhm, no. Parents having sex again is what makes siblings.

tona01 16

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:01

i swear god created you to be a troll or a tard

tona01 16

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:03

* 52

sirdolittle 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

And you: a loser !

ishida1235 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:45

That might be true if god existed in the first place

getviolated 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:13

80 oh AND 81- God created your parents to become crack addicts directly before your conception. also, I feel like a troll is a compliment

Ekajtfarchsa 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:28

ugh my brother does that all sort of thing all the time, not sure why but everything he says is the truth to my mom

seracy13 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:06

wow I'm lucky... my mom just beat everyones ass lol

Mizz_Sp0iled 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:30

Your comment :OP ur just madd because ur lil bro thought of it before you did

malachy32 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:58

dude that's sort of a douche thing to do

RubmyMuffin 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:37

My little brother just starts hitting himself in the chest and yells "Brothers(what he calls me) hitting me!" I get in trouble everytime so now I just start hitting him.

Neorecon19 18

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:50

or you could do what I did when I was younger and kick the damn brat square in the face

sgoble32 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:40

woop his butt for that.

choose8 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:41

That would so be my brother xS

zom_fml 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:44

Hey, as a little kid I once stole my older sister's pen, drew all over my leg with it, then went crying to my dad that she'd done it so she got yelled at. Younger siblings are dicks.