By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 660
You deserved it 5 437

Same thing different taste

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Llamassss 21

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.


slappygecko 21

Kurt Cobain would have had a doozy with that one.

Today, I found out my girlfriend breastfeeds her parrot. FML

Do you breasts contain sunflower seeds by any chance.

#58: Why yes; yes they do. *fondles breasts lovingly*

I wonder how bad breast feeding a parrot would hurt...I mean it has talons and a beak digging into your ****

Soniye 14 it's real no hack no virus it works !! Click the link

What's with these FMLs about younger kids convincing siblings to do and believe shit???

Close, they're more like bags of sand.

PhishloverA 14
Llamassss 21

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.

ILoveMyArm 15

Wait, you guys are talking about how painful it would be for OP? Imagine the torment the poor parrot would have underwent, breast milk tastes horrible without sugar! Not that I have, um, tried it or anything..eheh.

@ 39, birds are lactose intolerant anyways since they aren't mammals, so milk is bad for them no matter what. Not to mention there's no suction with a beak!

I have 2 birds, a cockatiel, and a senagul parrot.

46 - Many mammals are lactose intolerant as well. It develops when they are weaned. In fact, humans have had to evolve the necessary enzymes to break down lactose because dairy wasn't a part of our original diets.

84, No point, I just thought I'd share, even though I know you all don't care lol

#39... Have you honestly tried breast milk recently enough to remember the flavor? Because I have, as I breastfeed my son. It is sickeningly sweet.

@ 96, yes, I know, there are still many cultures in developing countries where the adults are lactose intolerant. It's pretty cool how that happens. I was just pointing out that it would make the bird sick since birds never drink milk at any part of their lives (crop milk doesn't count of course, since it's composed of seeds). :P

The parrot probably didn't help the situation. I imagine he probably taught it to say: "Thirsty for mommy's milk, BAUURGH!" In which case you should teach it to say something back, like "My brother (and boyfriend, apparently) has the brain of a carrot!"

CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's an insult to carrots. Those bastards are geniuses. They grow underground to stay out of the weather. Potatoes just wanted to be copy cats and jump on the trendy train.

Damian95 16

Yes, she does. That's why she posted this fml. Because she really does and she doesn't want people to know.

yet your boyfriend is most certainly a moron...

GuessWhatKids 13

How do you know it's her little bro? Maybe OP is just a 13 year old dating a 22 year old. ;)

Can't get that mental image out of my head...

What bird brained idiot would believe that other than OP's son's friend?

Where did ops sons friend come into the fml? The op doesn't even mention a son