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Polly want uhh...breast milk?
Today, I found out my girlfriend breastfeeds her parrot. FML
Do you breasts contain sunflower seeds by any chance.
#58: Why yes; yes they do. *fondles breasts lovingly*
I wonder how bad breast feeding a parrot would hurt...I mean it has talons and a beak digging into your ****
Polly wants a knocker
What's with these FMLs about younger kids convincing siblings to do and believe shit???
Close, they're more like bags of sand.
Yes, being bit by a parrot does hurt!
@ 39, birds are lactose intolerant anyways since they aren't mammals, so milk is bad for them no matter what. Not to mention there's no suction with a beak!
I have 2 birds, a cockatiel, and a senagul parrot.
Indeed
72 your point is???
46 - Many mammals are lactose intolerant as well. It develops when they are weaned. In fact, humans have had to evolve the necessary enzymes to break down lactose because dairy wasn't a part of our original diets.
84, No point, I just thought I'd share, even though I know you all don't care lol
#39... Have you honestly tried breast milk recently enough to remember the flavor? Because I have, as I breastfeed my son. It is sickeningly sweet.
@ 96, yes, I know, there are still many cultures in developing countries where the adults are lactose intolerant. It's pretty cool how that happens. I was just pointing out that it would make the bird sick since birds never drink milk at any part of their lives (crop milk doesn't count of course, since it's composed of seeds). :P
The parrot probably didn't help the situation. I imagine he probably taught it to say: "Thirsty for mommy's milk, BAUURGH!" In which case you should teach it to say something back, like "My brother (and boyfriend, apparently) has the brain of a carrot!"
Well, do you?
i knowed it! Im so smrt!
Jesus, I give up!
Try again 4th times the charm!
#81 just got buried.
SQUACK! Polly wanna titty
Your little bro sounds awesome.
yet your boyfriend is most certainly a moron...
Can't get that mental image out of my head...
your brother is awesome
Manipulative little brother or dumb boyfriend?
¿Por Qué no las dos?
dumb boyfriend.
Probably a little from column A and a little from column B.
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Polly want uhh...breast milk?
I would imagine that would be pretty painful.