Animals, Poopoo peepee, Cats, Kittens and Cute: Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good...

By MegahnDN - 11/06/2010 14:33 - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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By jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck - 09/06/2014 21:45 - France - Toulon

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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By Lee - 05/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML

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By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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Devanthegreat 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

haha kitty poo for you

OGReaper 2

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

lmao kittens are awesome

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rainbowhobos 4

Friday 11 June 2010 19:15

LOLOL. shit... EVERYWHERE!

Stevefett 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:22

She must wipe from back to front because her pussy smells like crap!!

do_your_job 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:22

YDI for having a stupid pet like a cat.

fakeaccountX 6

Friday 11 June 2010 23:13

#27 thats the dumbest reason ever. you suck

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 27 June 2012 8:25

Just because you don't like cats in your opinion means OP deserves it for having one? You're an idiot

Paris_LovezYhu 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:23

-_- don't blame the kitty

jplumbob 4

Friday 11 June 2010 19:27

28 how the heck can a cat pee in a pot of boiling water? did he burn his peepee?

knllamasrfail 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:24

LOL sucks for you

EvilDave 13

Friday 11 June 2010 19:24

If you are a kitten, diarrhea is not a reason to stop running round the house.

GeorgeeBoi 2

Friday 11 June 2010 19:25

YDI for having a pussy.

ftws0679 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:25

lol that sucks op

JeNaiRasLeBol 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:26

my cat I'd worse. his whole life he has peed, pooped, and hairballed whenever he feels like it. -_-

Moshpoint0 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:28

That's one naughty pussy. Might I suggest a .22 rifle?

Moshpoint0 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:34

Or for that matter, Roxanne <<<, can take care of it.

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