October Spooks By FML Videos - 04/10/2018 18:30 Scare or be scared. I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went on a date with this girl who turned up with bags of Instagram camera equipment. She photographed everything, the drinks, food, and yet we barely said a word to each other. In the end, I paid my half and left. She didn’t notice I’d gone for at least 15 minutes before texting me. FML I agree, your life sucks 527 You deserved it 66
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 099 You deserved it 20 907
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML I agree, your life sucks 78 295 You deserved it 5 292
Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 843 You deserved it 5 290
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 719 You deserved it 4 190
Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 141 You deserved it 5 951
Today, after I finally got up the courage to open myself up to someone new after going through a brutal divorce, it was going great until he went back to his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 868 You deserved it 368
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 186 You deserved it 3 760