Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
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Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.
emo_scare_me 0
HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'
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Comments (169)
jloveee 0
well if you had managed to kick it, it probably would have just broken anyways and made you look even more 'cool'.
Icutu7 0
uhhhh ok first of all trying to be cool be kicking your iPod?? Second get the **** out of you ass Third YDI for being a wanabee, but ended up being a **** cow And uhh forth just kill your self thank you please leave a message after the tone *beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
gpstyne 0
when keeping it real goes wrong
Pikachu206 2
You sir fail at being cool. Why do that to an ipod it didn't deserve that. lol
shoieb9 14
YDI hahah lol
zoffix 0
YDI for "trying to be cool", stupid ****
bored690 0
How is kicking an iPod cool? LOL LOL LOL YOU.DESERVE.IT
MisterZzyzx 0
Someone could write a book with your FML and many others. They could call it "Don't try to look cool, you'll fail. See!"
WTFsGoingOn 0
That is one of those situations where you lie and act as if you accidentally kicked it, and then you DON'T post online admitting what an idiot you are. Seriously, you fail.
drkwlf 0
You fail for not having the brains to realize this site is to tell stories like this, oh and that so what if they posted online because we will never know who they are so it's not like you can rag on them IRL, now can you?
WTFsGoingOn 0
You fail for making yourself look dumb while trying to insult my intelligence. "oh and that so what if" =/= "and so what if" Your combination of words in that phrase is idiotic. If you actually ever passed any english/writing classes whoever taught it should loose their job.
jts2 3
.. YDI. This doesn't belong on FML. It belongs on failblog.