Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.
emo_scare_me 0
HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'
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Comments (169)
jakquezz 0
noooooooooooooooooooo, am i the only sympathetic one here, sorry dude, FYL
ajgoodman 0
Seriously, dude, everyone here thinks they're a therapist. I never realized the hoopla that would be caused by me adding that for writing's purposes...
lifeinhd 3
See, this is just demonstrating why you don't deserve an iPod. Not to mention that iPods (except maybe the Touch) are all crap. Archos FTW!
cthulhu1138 1
The greater the potential for an epic win, the greater the potential for an epic fail.
cherylface 13
That's true, but the odds are terribly skewed towards epic fail.
ItsAshxD 0
I bet you also played it off as if that were supposed to happen.
gpstyne 0
awesome
Honda288 2
Dumbass is all that comes to mind after reading this.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Gutter ball!
ReecesPieces 0
YDI for trying to be cool.
The_Advice_Guy 0
If you have to try to be cool, you're not cool. =)
yung_platapus 0
Nice going mr.cool I now feel bad for yu. Lol