Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
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Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.
emo_scare_me 0
HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'
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Comments (169)
delly_fml 0
I'm on my ipodtouch rit now LOL...I luv it! N it doesn't break that easy, I hve this really cool indestructable case that u can throw ur iPod in and it bounces back. YDI for sucking at ur foot skills :)
mrzero 0
oops!! u missed
wairdt 5
That is precisely what you get.
michelleD 0
Why would you attempt to kick something that probably cost a decent amount of money? First thing I'd do was try to catch it with my hands. If there's lots of money involved, I'm going to favor scrambling like a dork to catch it, verses trying to look cool and most likely breaking it.
Two_fml 0
.::2::. you completely deserved it. .::2::.
Ninjaface 0
You fell asleep during physics didn't you? Otherwise you'd know that kicking the iPod back up to its original height would be twice as hard of an impact as it hitting the ground. And therefore damage the iPod even worse.
Mortanious 0
YDI for trying to be cool by kicking your iPod in attempt to act as a pro football player. Seriously you think you have the skill? You think you're Roberto Carlos or something? Dude you are a white boy American, which means you are born a disabled football player, starting by calling it soccer. You can't use your feet except for running and walking, barely kicking a coke can on the street and you want to dance your iPod on your feet? Hahahahahahahahahahah!
brianjman14 23
I bet you suck at guitar.
blastvortex 4
In trying to be cool, you played the fool. Kicking your iPod was nuts. YDI.
FruityLoooons 8
Yeah, all right. Because kicking your iPod totally makes you look cool and not a complete dumbass. Dumbass.
Icutu7 0
"tried to be cool" •,• m/ (•)(•) m/ (lll)(lll) Automatic YDI