Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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Comments (251)
sicnesses 6
At least he is generous!
Doortje 30
What a loser of a husband you got there. Good Lord.
bigscarybunny95 0
boo hoo?
MyWhangZinYu 3
War craft losers get off your butt and do something with a women instead of playing with a keyboard. You might find a whole new world out there!!!!
TheNewGuy03 29
Perhaps you can get off your butt and find a dictionary.
marpay 11
Women play WoW too, and guess what most of the people I've met that play are in relationships and have lives. It's a hobby, some people follow sports or shop and some game.
RainbowHeadache 2
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RainbowHeadache 2
Gamer guys have girlfriends. Gamer girls have boyfriends. You're over generalizing. Stop it.
fenrisfang 3
I'm a woman with three kids and a husband. We play WoW together! We are also in a guild made up of mostly couples! It's a blast. Try it before you talk about it.
iSpasticFantasti 14
I'm a girl that plays Warcraft and has a boyfriend, who plays Warcraft. I also read, draw, watch anime and spend time running around with my nephew and baby sister. Tired of people thinking men are the only ones who game, and that we spend all our time doing so. As for the husband going into surgery: A. It might now have been that serious of a surgery and he was joking around. B. He has a will sorted out. C. He might die, he can cherish whatever the hell he wants even if we all think he's an ass. Nonetheless, stop the stereotypes.
Bleachfan_fml 0
You'd be suprised how many couples there are playing WoW. Some relationships start on there. Games like WoW can connect people worldwide. A lot like Facebook, but not quite so full of stereotyping assholes like you.
TheNewGuy03 29
The way I see it, there's nothing wrong with this, but (I mean a huge but) he needs to get his priorities straight. Jeez.
s24sammy 8
how can you say thats not a will? it may be a stupid will but its still a will.
gccobra 0
Im a huge eminem fan but why bad meets evil its his worst album his best is refill
TheNewGuy03 29
I hate to be off-topic, but your Eminem priorities are so jacked up that they could single-handedly raise a car off the ground.
Kristoffer 35
Surely he wouldn't wait until the last second for something truly important, like an actual will, and the fact that he took the time to think of his guildmates - real people, mind you - and make up his WoW distribution list shows that he's a caring person even when it comes to people he hasn't met in real life.
marpay 11
This. He probably already has a will but was making this list as a joke/ something to do to keep his mind off the severity of his surgery.
keitorinm 0
A good man
trojan8433 0
Yea let's make fun of gamers because they play online with groups of friends instead of sitting on their ass watching t.v. which takes no thought process at all.
marpay 11
I wonder why WoW has such a bad name when so many guys play cod and halo and it's not a huge deal, but the moment a computer game comes up you're a nerd or a freak.
loserman67 36
no, let's - they (gamers) sit on their asses as well in front of the computer playing a game with no value to life at all. And he probably cries like a bitch when his "guild members" are not available for a session. Then he goes somewhere dark to be alone and ********** using his own tears as lubricant....
Confuciussay 6
62 - South park.
Bleachfan_fml 0
People don't seem to like games like that actually require some knowledge of others strengths and weaknesses (in other words, teamwork). They wouldn't last a second in Wow, or even the FPS Team fortress 2. They don't like working with other people. PS- If you're on steam, friend HollowMan. The profile pic is the same as here.
loserman67 36
Go to the surgeon scheduled to do his operation, ask him if he can INSERT A LIFE into your dork of a husband. If not, then promise him the best sex he'll ever have in his life to "accidentaly" sever an imoprtant artery or something. Either way you win!
ProhibitionRose 14
So OP should ***** herself out to the surgeon if he kills her husband over a video game? Good lord you're more pathetic than the so-called 3 million losers who play WoW.
TheNewGuy03 29
61 -- Die.