Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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Top comments
angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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Comments (251)
848901 0
The stuff we find out about our loved ones...lol!
ieatcats 0
my life is made your husband is in my guild i hope i get some good items :D
KaelaKhaotic 5
You married a man with no life... Sucks for you...
marpay 11
Gaming is fun, just because you don't game doesn't mean that the millions who do are lifeless.
karagarren 8
playing that game doesn't mean you don't have a life. I have to favorite this FML though
schaflava 0
Yeah it kinda does loser. Ever seen the matrix?
WOWforeverauper 0
Many people play games, but they do have lives. : /
Enigmax2514 7
I pity your family, your husband has no life and no sense of priority. I would find it funny when homer does something like that in the simpsons, but in real life? That sucks
austin0023 0
He enjoys playing the game it's his hobby hes most Likely developed a friendship with his guild members there's nothing wrong with what he did he most likely did it to be humorous why dont you stop judging people
AnthonyN 5
Ew forget WOW. RS FTW :D
LuHGiiiT 11
They're all a waste of time.. I should know =P I had 1,639,000,000 gold and gave it all away =)
Bladian 5
You had a billion gold? LOL okay.
TheBigFailer 0
Club penguin anybody?! Hahaha
LuHGiiiT 11
94 - I had a purple P hat, 2 sets of full bandos, full dragon set and some cash =P The names Linkin Deth6.. So yeah, I had over 1 bill..
LuHGiiiT 11
In the dicing clans: Mdude, Vice dicer, Oh Harold der.. Generals in 2 of the 3, meaning payouts of 50m+ had to occur.. Check them all out on YouTube =P
AnthonyN 5
damn... I don't anymore tho, school & stuff is a pain
coolpwnagedude 0
100m here..... I'm noob :p User Is iZammyKnight
LuHGiiiT 11
176 - I suggest going into dicing and host that for a while =) Best way to make money if you get in the right clan.. Oh Haro der is a good one
gccobra 0
Club penguin is fir stalkers and pussys
chrisg2001 3
Yes rs I miss those days... :'( lolol
David_knie 2
Bahahah, those were indeed fun days, although I got scammed 203M.
lifelessons22222 0
Upvote
jessesgirl14 16
Oh WOW!! Lol... I guess you married a "gamer for life" type of guy, huh..... Sucks for you
burninnapalm 5
Just because your to shallow to date anyone but a bronze beach god, doesn't mean that others dont find happiness else where you prude
TheLetterZero 7
Hey, if he endured the hard work of getting those items in such a boring game, more power to him. It's the least you could do for him if he doesn't make it.
somuchdeet 1
Best game ever !!!
dancer_is_hawt 3
Just because he plays World of Warcraft doesn't mean that he has no life...he could have played it in his free time and had a life also.