Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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Top comments
angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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Comments (251)
Puntagen 0
hahaha i think u should also think of handing him divorce form hahahah
jallred254 4
Sounds pretty similar to a will.
MadameMiller 6
Reminds me of my parents(Who mind you are 39 and 49 mother being younger.) They prefer WoW, which I admit is an amusing game, over my 3 year old daughter, their ONLY grandchild. I feel your pain, hun. FYL.
Crystallion 0
WoW.
stevenmx86 8
So.. it WAS a will? Just for warcraft?
OfficeNinja 5
should have done it - then cancelled his account. but make sure to hide the remote control on case he freaks out and tries to stick the remote up his ass.
alexiskimbrell 0
Lmfao that's hilarious!
vickiejiang1990 0
You may just well divorce his ass and let his guild and the gold they have to take care of his post-surgery days :) I mean they've got both resources covered :)
SixtyNyan 0
"Honey, I'd like you to read my will... Of Warcraft!"
pulse18 2
So it was like a will.