By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland 9 5 64 44 Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML I agree, your life sucks 44 292 You deserved it 5 722 Tweet Share
By poorbastard - 30/08/2014 08:35 - Canada - Longueuil 2 0 14 41 Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 435 You deserved it 3 796 Tweet Share