Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was...

By Anonymous - 19/5/2013 17:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

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By footballfreak65 | 6

#5498568 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:46

i think you should also have her connect with your fist

By Wizardo | 33

#5498579 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:48

I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.

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By Tavers | 19

#5498566 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:46

Well, that sucks.... Ok I'll shut up now.

Zen_Mei | 17

#5498653 - Sunday 19 May 2013 23:24

Please and thank you!!

AlliFaye17 | 3

#5498718 - Monday 20 May 2013 0:20

Funny XD

n4ture | 20

#5498806 - Monday 20 May 2013 0:57

shut up.

Tavers | 19

#5503971 - Thursday 23 May 2013 20:39

To be honest, I made the comment to see how many thumb downs I could get.

By footballfreak65 | 6

#5498568 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:46

i think you should also have her connect with your fist

xXNerrrdXx | 16

#5498906 - Monday 20 May 2013 2:06

have them both connect to your fist**

ozpunker | 20

#5498979 - Monday 20 May 2013 3:12

Repeatedly.

weezypanda420 | 22

#6447250 - Thursday 29 October 2015 0:38

Agreed!

By Wizardo | 33

#5498579 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:48

I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.

silencebabyy | 23

#5498594 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

nothing92x | 13

#5498724 - Monday 20 May 2013 0:27

Someone needs a thesaurus.

perdix | 29

#5498799 - Monday 20 May 2013 0:55

#3, but it is the "currency of the realm" at some other adult dating sites. ;)

silencebabyy | 23

#5498858 - Monday 20 May 2013 1:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

interesting33 | 36

#5498887 - Monday 20 May 2013 1:55

I agree - I'm not sure either

sig4life | 18

#5499247 - Monday 20 May 2013 7:48

Well no matter, they are married now. Time to connect divorce papers to him, maybe even a hospital.

Wizardo | 33

#5499353 - Monday 20 May 2013 10:20

#31 I assume you are a wealthy man in the sense you have a vast accumulation of this 'currency of the realm'? *twirls moustache*

greeneyedx | 23

#6252790 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

Still cheating :/

By mpj13 | 8

#5498590 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:51

Double whammy. Ouch.

By NeinKittenz | 20

#5498591 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:51

Connect your husband to divorce papers.

By spunkylady | 24

#5498592 - Sunday 19 May 2013 22:53

I agree with #2... What is it with women now days thinking they're SO COOL cuz they are home wreckers...

yryilmaz | 13

#5498904 - Monday 20 May 2013 2:05

I really don't think that women think that it's "SO COOL" to home wreck...

ileenefudge | 29

#5499054 - Monday 20 May 2013 4:25

I know one that is proud to be one but she acts more like a little girl than a woman. My ex and her were made for each other since they both refuse to grow up.

SpamPam | 18

#5499094 - Monday 20 May 2013 4:50

To me it's the one who actually has a commitment to honor who takes the responsibility of "home wrecking" in these situations.

DjeePee | 24

#5499484 - Monday 20 May 2013 13:05

And to me, it's both. If you're in a relationship, you don't fuck around. Want to have sex with other people? Ignore your desire and be faithful/start only open relationships/end your monoamorous relationship, but don't ever fuck around. And if you're single, don't fuck anyone who's already taken. Have some self-respect and respect for the real partner and keep your pants closed.