By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
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vampgirl999 8

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

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Selene1090 26

You should never put anything up there unless it is specifically for it. Food is always a no-no. Unless you want a nasty infection. Those of you saying it's a good idea apparently don't understand how a ****** works.

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ourtneyc 14

there's too many YDI's on here. it's obvious it wasn't her idea

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Sheh_fml 25

Guys, vaginas are ******* sensitive. Just get actual lube, because ****** up mucus membranes can take forever to heal.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why are there so many YDI's? It wasn't OP's idea, and she didn't say they actually used it; just that her husband wanted to. But it's not her fault or idea.

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amanda182 19

Bacon is delicious.. But I can't even imagine having that thick nasty grease all over my body. That just sounds dirty and disgusting. Sorry OP.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Just tell him you want him to nibble on your beef curtains. Oh, wait this is India. Uh, tell him you want him to make your Lotus flower bloom?

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killigan 12

Bacon isn't even that good. This bacon crisis is going WAY to far..

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