Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
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LovesSushi
| 25
Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.
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maz95
| 17
Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.
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BVBarmy_girl
| 22
Fuck his life too! Bad luck :i
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MyNameIsViet
| 15
First an fml about peeing, then about a tampon, then were back to peeing again.
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Damian95
| 16
The moral of these FMLs is when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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counterfit
| 10
Not if he's into that kind of stuff...
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alipod
| 11
he is lucky! m/
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SmosherMe
| 6
Unrelated to the FML... but I love BVB and AA, also.
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LovesSushi
| 25
Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.
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Enslaved
| 36
It's 10 degrees in WI. At least in her car she could keep the heater on. :P
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cupcakechick
| 17
and maybe he was trapped inside, he did land in a ditch
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cuddly_scorpion
| 4
Ooooo, 10 degrees. Where I live it's a -47 windchill, which probably explains how I can be so cracked in the head and have a woefully misplaced sense of superiority over foreigners. I truly suck as a person. Bury me.
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andyyroxx
| 20
21- Notice it was a female. Plus I highly doubt she would be stuck in the ditch herself.
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TheGodDamnJoker
| 9
Considering she's a female I'm actually quite surprised she was able to pee in a bag! unless of course it was really big. Either way OP made that tow truck man's day.
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maz95
| 17
Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.
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Vimy
| 6
Poor trucker though, twice now he's seen em. F his life.
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mb2_native
| 15
Would be funny as hell if it was actually the same guy wouldn't it?
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alexsam_fml
| 10
And then OP and driver did it on the car hood :D
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rhysfucker
| 24
Cue cheesy porn music...
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superpoptart
| 24
Is that a banana for scale?
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dmoran20
| 27
Brown chicken brown cow!
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60cent
| 7
It is both u have a bad luck and u deserve it !
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andyyroxx
| 20
She deserves it for having to pee at an inconvenient time in the winter?
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mb2_native
| 15
Either hover, or lean against a tree if its a girl and just whip it out if its a guy (I'm on the app so I don't if it a he or a she).
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ShyAnn29
| 14
55, I'm on the app too, and it shows the symbol for female in the right hand corner
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Enslaved
| 36
The expression "Caught with your pants down" applies here! :O
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rhysfucker
| 24
He should be thankful you didn't smack him with a used tampon.
*edit*. 3 beat me.
*edit*. 3 beat me.
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Enslaved
| 36
Into S&M, I see! ;)
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27BronxBombers
| 12
Actually, he's into referencing FMLs prior to this one :P
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rhysfucker
| 24
Don't worry Enslaved...I got ya... : )
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oj101
| 33
Do you happen to be related to the girl who changed her tampon in her car?
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ocramavaf
| 15
op is a woman
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maz95
| 17
#11 - that's the joke. Genders don't matter. It's the fact that both people were caught doing something pretty similar..and totally unhygienic in my opinion.
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fadingaway
| 16
Can women not be related to other women?
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andyyroxx
| 20
I'd think not. Mothers and daughters are but a mere illusion, it seems.
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bReLiNg
| 18
Just look away....
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Kalipczo
| 21
Well that's pretty uncomfortable and embarrassing..also I'm trying to figure out how you peed in a plastic bag.. We're you sitting? Where did you put your legs? Lol
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bspiper87
| 7
Welk if it was a grocery bag the legs could have went through.the holes.on the handles
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andyyroxx
| 20
Because that would make the urinating much more effective right?
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buckdharma
| 35
Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.
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buckdharma
| 35
#16- Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.
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buckdharma
| 35
#16- Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.
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buckdharma
| 35
Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate