By merp. - United States - Wausau
Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
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Ooooo, 10 degrees. Where I live it's a -47 windchill, which probably explains how I can be so cracked in the head and have a woefully misplaced sense of superiority over foreigners. I truly suck as a person. Bury me.

  maz95  |  17

#11 - that's the joke. Genders don't matter. It's the fact that both people were caught doing something pretty similar..and totally unhygienic in my opinion.

By  Kalipczo  |  21

Well that's pretty uncomfortable and embarrassing..also I'm trying to figure out how you peed in a plastic bag.. We're you sitting? Where did you put your legs? Lol