FML : Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee...

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Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By merp. - / Saturday 2 February 2013 06:57 / United States - Wausau

Transportation

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By LovesSushi | 25

#5351073 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:53

Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

By maz95 | 16

#5351074 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:54

Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

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By BVBarmy_girl | 22

#5351072 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:52

Fuck his life too! Bad luck :i

MyNameIsViet | 15

#5351159 - Saturday 2 February 2013 02:31

First an fml about peeing, then about a tampon, then were back to peeing again.

Damian95 | 16

#5351222 - Saturday 2 February 2013 04:00

The moral of these FMLs is when you gotta go, you gotta go.

counterfit | 10

#5352238 - Sunday 3 February 2013 06:21

Not if he's into that kind of stuff...

alipod | 11

#5352335 - Sunday 3 February 2013 08:14

he is lucky! m/

SmosherMe | 6

#5353121 - Sunday 3 February 2013 09:54

Unrelated to the FML... but I love BVB and AA, also.

By LovesSushi | 25

#5351073 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:53

Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

Enslaved | 36

#5351078 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:56

It's 10 degrees in WI. At least in her car she could keep the heater on. :P

cupcakechick | 17

#5351133 - Saturday 2 February 2013 01:24

and maybe he was trapped inside, he did land in a ditch

cuddly_scorpion | 4

#5351171 - Saturday 2 February 2013 02:55

Ooooo, 10 degrees. Where I live it's a -47 windchill, which probably explains how I can be so cracked in the head and have a woefully misplaced sense of superiority over foreigners. I truly suck as a person. Bury me.

andyyroxx | 20

#5351202 - Saturday 2 February 2013 03:45

21- Notice it was a female. Plus I highly doubt she would be stuck in the ditch herself.

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5352398 - Sunday 3 February 2013 09:33

Considering she's a female I'm actually quite surprised she was able to pee in a bag! unless of course it was really big. Either way OP made that tow truck man's day.

By maz95 | 16

#5351074 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:54

Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

Vimy | 6

#5351341 - Saturday 2 February 2013 05:48

Poor trucker though, twice now he's seen em. F his life.

mb2_native | 15

#5351351 - Saturday 2 February 2013 05:54

Would be funny as hell if it was actually the same guy wouldn't it?

By alexsam_fml | 10

#5351081 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:57

And then OP and driver did it on the car hood :D

rhysfucker | 24

#5351087 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:09

Cue cheesy porn music...

superpoptart | 24

#5351189 - Saturday 2 February 2013 03:27

Is that a banana for scale?

dmoran20 | 27

#5352235 - Sunday 3 February 2013 06:19

Brown chicken brown cow!

By 60cent | 7

#5351082 - Saturday 2 February 2013 11:59

It is both u have a bad luck and u deserve it !

andyyroxx | 20

#5351206 - Saturday 2 February 2013 03:49

She deserves it for having to pee at an inconvenient time in the winter?

mb2_native | 15

#5351354 - Saturday 2 February 2013 05:55

Either hover, or lean against a tree if its a girl and just whip it out if its a guy (I'm on the app so I don't if it a he or a she).

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5352026 - Sunday 3 February 2013 03:16

55, I'm on the app too, and it shows the symbol for female in the right hand corner

By Enslaved | 36

#5351083 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:01

The expression "Caught with your pants down" applies here! :O

By rhysfucker | 24

#5351090 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:11

He should be thankful you didn't smack him with a used tampon. *edit*. 3 beat me.

Enslaved | 36

#5351098 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:18

Into S&M, I see! ;)

27BronxBombers | 12

#5351152 - Saturday 2 February 2013 02:11

Actually, he's into referencing FMLs prior to this one :P

rhysfucker | 24

#5351410 - Saturday 2 February 2013 06:58

Don't worry Enslaved...I got ya... : )

By oj101 | 33

#5351092 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:12

Do you happen to be related to the girl who changed her tampon in her car?

ocramavaf | 15

#5351094 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:14

op is a woman

maz95 | 16

#5351097 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:17

#11 - that's the joke. Genders don't matter. It's the fact that both people were caught doing something pretty similar..and totally unhygienic in my opinion.

fadingaway | 16

#5351141 - Saturday 2 February 2013 01:50

Can women not be related to other women?

andyyroxx | 20

#5351210 - Saturday 2 February 2013 03:51

I'd think not. Mothers and daughters are but a mere illusion, it seems.

By bReLiNg | 18

#5351096 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:15

Just look away....

By Kalipczo | 21

#5351107 - Saturday 2 February 2013 12:31

Well that's pretty uncomfortable and embarrassing..also I'm trying to figure out how you peed in a plastic bag.. We're you sitting? Where did you put your legs? Lol