By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
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Emma Marshall 19

So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.

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Razell 13

Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.

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tounces7 27

He was aiming at you while loading it? What an idiot.

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avertle 9

Originally I was gonna say that airsoft Guns don’t hurt that bad... I’ve been shot by them plenty of times... but then I read the end... oof

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alvarny 17

This is why we need commonsensical gun control rules.

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newwitch2010 11

Guess who's going to be sleeping on the couch indefinitely...

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

200fps for an airsoft gun is Exceptionally low. You’re lucky, it could have been a 700+ FPS gun.

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Deez_Knots 10

That sucks and I feel bad for u and hope ur ok but it could’ve been worse. At least it wasn’t one of the other co2 ones that are upwards of like 300. Anyway, he probably should figure out how to load it and not point it at u while doing it. Hope ur ok

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RichardPencil 30

Premature discharge, eh? I’m guessing this isn’t the first time he’s given your clit a disappointing surprise.

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jabc34 9

brings a whole new meaning to flicking the bean

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Mightytall 35

Do not under any circumstances let him ever handle a real firearm around you or someone you love!

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