Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Secrecy
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
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Comments (94)
xrainbowshadowx 17
Three words: kick him out.
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
Lol my response would have been that's fine you have family ill help you pack and don't worry about contacting me my lawyer will be speaking for me for now on...
Neonnight 0
Bad reson to not move out tell him to get a job
Vampkitty 0
Dump his ass, he doesn't deserve you
rwf007 4
I like how so many ppl commenting think the guy doesn't have a job because of what he said. Divorce is not cheap even if u have a job you may not be able to afford it, plus you can't kick someone out of the house depending on who's name is on the deed and state laws that go with it.
la_gata_0716 5
Are you guys still together now? Cuz if I was you I would of throw him out! Now!
Demonyx 6
It's a rough economy we have
rockhead200 0
well dont he have a friends house he can go to?
DreBeezy 9
HEY! Honesty is the best policy right?!
HomPuff 2
Now you should devorce him, he'll be screwed :)