Money: Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa

Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML

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Afterthought

By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

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Cost of living crisis

By Jaded618 - 05/12/2010 12:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML

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Bye, dipshit

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 01:58

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 12:11

Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.

that_is_Nathy 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 12:14

Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on

Comments

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:47

What an ass! Throw him out!

Ren_Baby 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:49

Throw his dumb ass out!

omar888 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:30

That is a true gentleman!

leadman1989 15

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:59

When keepin it real goes wrong. Lol

badactor009 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:46

He should kick you to the curb.

badactor009 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:49

And people think that the term marriage concept is a crazy idea.

inpuredeceit 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:13

The only reason I haven't kicked my boyfriend out is he would be homeless otherwise...

chelsea3111996 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:50

Dump his bitch ass self! I woulda done it as soon as he said that shit! Like damn! Smh big time..

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 16 September 2011 1:05

It's calling leaving HIM, honey. Tell him he has 5 minutes to pack everything he wants

MatthewHass 4

Friday 16 September 2011 1:34

Make his ****** ass move out!

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