Gamers and Intimacy: Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because...

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 14:01 - Malaysia

Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML

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summer4me 25

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:51

Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point

trulypar 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:52

Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL

Comments

MysticPanda 11

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:27

If you're gonna go pro, you gotta be dedicated xD. All jokes aside that does suck tho

Tattooedmommy13 5

Wednesday 2 September 2015 10:22

I'd kick my husband's butt if he said that to me

yukahnn 10

Wednesday 2 September 2015 21:13

hey k/d dont lie.

BooBooKittyF11 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:40

you need to lock that down! had this problem with my husband it lasted a week and now he barely plays

Tommy_Dixon_97 6

Thursday 1 October 2015 0:04

It's called a nerd/ dork/ geek boyfriend. They are hard to change! But hay, at least you know he loves your mind.

Revreo 13

Tuesday 26 January 2016 15:19

Go to his computer/console and take out a graphics card and some ram. It should lag up his game and maybe glitch it a lot.

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