Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
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Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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Comments (118)
KxHoneyCombxP 24
sounds like he and I would have made a good match and you and my hubby would have as well.
stonewashed 12
lucky you...
TheDevilsDevices 15
The Internet & video games are a lethal combination to any relationship.
Vlen_fml 20
the only valid scenario's i can think of here are 1. He's an asexual. 2. she's that bad at sex 3. he could have a nerve problem making it not that amazing for him. I can't think of anyone except extreme rage-virgins that would fault a guy for missing the raid because you get to have sex.
pacmanman 15
Is he crazy!? I'd give all of my gaming time for some sexy time. Just saying.
lecktrah 9
MMOs before hoes
0neiros 14
You're in Arizona, If you divorce him you get half, take his gaming system(s) in the settlement.
Tannasgh 22
Sex vs gaming...I will always choose Sex. Gaming is an addiction. Sex is a pleasure to be savored. Wisdom will make him regret he gave up the latter for the former...
Vlen_fml 20
unless his thinking is sex can equal kids and kids equal too much responsibility to game. but seriously i can't think of anyone i know who'd pass on sex for a video game (unless they were fighting with their partner or something)
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Oh no OP!! I know how much it sucks being the video game widow. :( Been there, done that. It sucks!
why57why 21
I'd gladly give up CS for some poon