Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Pragmatic
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Frustrated
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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Comments (118)
Grayness_ 26
Try spicing up the sex life. There's no way a guy would give up sex for video games. Either he got bored of you, or you're boring at sex. Try talking to him or move on.
fishtitties 12
What a guy
XtremeHeat 14
Exactly how my mom sees me.
TigrexTeeth 16
YDI, do it better.
jr133 9
you probably suck in the bed room then
iHyperModz 22
Well.. Don't expect him to be free much with black ops 3 and madden 16 and nba2k16 coming out.
Vlen_fml 20
but only 12 year olds and douche's play those games
PhinIt2WinIt 24
But WoW is life! but fyl.
RealSuperSand 21
So how majestic is his neckbeard?
msic_lover 5
Wow he rejected sex for games...wow
sparkledoge 29
My brother will probably be that kind of husband..