Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
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Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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Comments (118)
RandomGamingYT 7
Now that is a true Nerd xD
hektek 11
I'm sorry but I laughed too hard at that.......he needs help for his addiction ...lol
TacoCat15 10
Get better in bed and he'll want more sex
Star_Gazer_x 16
Invest in some self pleasure methods, let him hear you NOT needing him and kick his ass out the door when he comes crawling back...
mbock 15
start questioning his sexuality
INoKnow 3
Well... The beta for Black ops 3 did come out yesterday.
skyguy592 15
WTF!?
Digitized 4
Have a compelling "storyline" than the game?
BloodyGlass 10
Did he even look up from his gaming when you handed him the divorce papers? Yes, a sexless relationship can work, I've seen them happen, but all people involved in the relationship have to be on-board, or it's a disaster.
OtakuCore 14
The man has his priorities straight!