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Show it anywayi dont blame him
Correction: he's a creeper.
I guess he'd rather make a journey into a virtual mine than yours, OP.
more like a creeper!
There are many tough choices in life, this was not one of them. MINECRAFT ALL THE WAY!
1- Is that Sasha Peirterese (spelling is off?) from Pretty Little Liars.
wow what a nerd !
cockblocked by notch.. ouch
#69 stfu, minecraft rules
If my gf were playing minecraft and I wanted to do her, I'd just eat her out or something and she would die by a creeper, give up, and we'd do our own mining and crafting
well old mcdonald just wanted to sit around playing minecraft instead if do his wife, and now he lives alone on a farm with singing animals
I like your profile pic :) best band ever
MC is the best game eva
if u play minecraft play on this server BeastsMC.hopto.org
I'd hand cuff him and do what I want. His game can get stuffed.
wrong, he's a creeper.... you'll know if you played minecraft
haha 83
sounds fun
#85 you stfu SEX rules !!
253 - have you played minecraft?! I don't think there's a single person that has played it and not loved it. In minecraft you can mine til lava and bedrock, but if you're in a chicks cave and you see lava gtfo and stay out of there til her periods over :/
#263 have you done sex ? well i dont think so !
#253 I agree with you. I love Minecraft, but if sex or a general 'life' is on the table, I'd take that over minecraft any day. Sorry Minecraft lovers, the truth hurts sometimes.
you can hand cuff me and do what you want...
i can hear it now on Bob and Tom: Time now for the man who would rather play Minecraft than have sex.
handcuffs? yum!
He's actually a creeper :0
Is your husband Junkyard129?
#23 That was perfect xD
Minecraft isn't 8 bit buddy just so you know.
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Show it anywayu obviously havent played before
I should Google Minecraft now, I'm curious. Anyways, OP, you gave him a choice and he chose. Maybe he just wasn't up for sex.
145 is right. And Minecraft is really fun. I don't blame him.
#3- ops not a dick,his gf is kinda a bitch. why couldn't she just hang out w him for a while until he felt like sex? seriously, even if she wasn't really interested in it if she truly cared about him she could at least humor op and spend some time enjoying his company rather just his dick, no? ^_^
it's seems women complain on here when their men only want sex. they ALSO complain when their men DON'T want sex. it's kinda like if we lie we are ass holes, if we tell the truth, we are ass holes...
Op, hug a creeper, they're your best friends!
208- Women will do anything and everything to get a man in trouble with her. Well, MOST women will, not all of them. There are women that are understanding and things like that.
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Show it anywayim guessing you havent either?
^ They call me one stroke wonder..... because I am really good at golf.
haha I don't really play minecraft. I just said it for the joke. and no I havnt had sex. but I'm 14 so no big deal. what's ur excuse?
36 are you talking to me?
Minecraft is fun but not THAT fun. Now if it was Portal we were talking about... then I would understand.
pussy
now world of warcraft.....you know you need that new gear.....
you are so right.
maybe this was the exception to your "almost any day" theory SYNTAX ERROR: 438
HELLA YES
If you think portal sucks it's probably because you're too dumb to figure it out.
I know they're different. I've played minecraft before and enjoyed it. But my games of choice have puzzles/mazes (Portal & Mirrors Edge) or interesting stories (Fallout, Elder Scrolls series, Assassins Creed).
Aaand youve never played Minecraft. Seriously, sex is one of the few things that can motivate me to stop playing Minecraft.
at least he's not hooked on Terraria
I feel for OP but I read this comment and it made me giggle.
I second that
YOU ARE MY ******* HERO!
MINECRAFT ALL THE WAY. Beta1.6 is out and I can't stop playing I don't blame him.
If you played minecraft you would understand.
go on www.thunderrift.net
#4 Obviously
I agree, maybe he should buy you an account?
I see what you did there
I think you should sell his computer on eBay and use the money to hire a hooker to have sex with.
hey whiteboy love your vids. question, are you still on jx23s server?
53 it might not be him. I saw other people pose as other YouTube celebrities. It might be him though or might be a fanboy. Or a fangirl... meow! JK... not really... (=^_^=)
hes not whiteboy if hes black
it's either a fanboy or a gold medal champion.
lol, read his bio. it says :Funny thing is, I'm black
Never knew you were 16 WhiteBoy
she could just be horrible.
or ugly. or fat. or a bitch.
Bitch minecraft is sick as hell, no one would ever choose your fat ass over minecraft.
what a coinkydink. I was just playin that
LESBIAN SEX! ;D
:) yeah...
again hot chi ca! and down with the bi ftw!
I think it's a good idea!!!
I'll have sex with u too babe ;)
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Correction: he's a creeper.
im guessing you havent either?