Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
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Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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Comments (118)
Bragi 12
Get a back door man.
Etweens96 25
Let him know that the next level is called divorce court
Rosa014 5
He should get an online gamer girlfriend then. And you should get a husband who wants to spend real time with you.
AlicefromIreland 16
Did someone say divorce
danihammer 4
You're lying about living in Arizona. Child marriages are illegal in the us.
Bragi 12
@64. +1000
rec_chem 22
If he'd rather play video games, there's a reason.
username19999 7
Wait until the Black Ops 3 beta is over and then he will have time again. The beta is only out for a week so it's understandable
Kittyphysics 21
I had this problem once. turns out he just wasn't interested in me anymore because he was banging someone behind my back. good luck, op.
LadyTyger51ne 8
Maybe you gotta get his attention? Spice it up?
ViviMage 40
His acknowledged addiction to computer games means he isn't a companion or sex partner to you. Sex less than once a month is considered a sexless marriage and that can lead to issues like trust or where to go for intimacy. Consider mastrubation for your own pleasure, even locking the router down at a certain hour (some parental codes make all traffic stop at whatever hour your pick, check with the router or IP). Also, consider divorce if it is this important. How is his work, social life? Health needs? Getting to the gym enough? Eating enough? Sleeping enough? If his health is suffering because he spends every hour on that game, sex is the least of the issues.