By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 027
You deserved it 4 585

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

perdix 29

So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?

Comments

I can just imagine all the *LE GASP*s from the crowd lol. Also what the **** is the reason for the YDI? Because she was getting married?! C'mon

People are probably thinking "Oh YDI because gay marriage is wrong." Well screw them. We know better, OP. :)

Hmm, das nasty. In all seriousness, he was probably just nervous with all the people watching him and junk. Fyl he vomited all over your pretty wedding dress though. Hopefully you're not a sympathy puker.

Most likely his tuxedo... Although I've seen some guys get married in a dress.

Bachelor party went a little too well?

...to love and to hold through sickness... *vomit* ...and health...

What a retch your groom regurgitated himself to be! That must have made for a nauseating pause in his project(ile)ing out his vows to you. Clearly, though, OP, he was just trying to help with the "something spew" portion of the ceremony! Did you, the minister, and the retch of the wedding party follow his lead and chunk-dump in unison? Still, a better love story than Twilight!!

FYI from a sympathetic puker. Maybe it is a good luck omen or something :$

Why the heck would you deserve this!?

babygirl4855 11

I was thinking the same thing.

so? gay people have the right to get married in a lot of countries so this is perfectly plausible.

Aww, nothing says he'll love you forever like projectile vomit! Hope there weren't too many sympathy pukers at your wedding. FYL!

Technically he isn't your husband until the officiate says "I now pronounce you...", so he's still your fiancé.

??? Do you think OP pulled out a phone in the middle of the puking to write this? Op does say "my husband" so fml was written after the ceremony.