By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 04:13 - United States - Woburn

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
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d4m4s74 12

Hey, it's a nice story to tell his friends when he's older.

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d4m4s74 12

Hey, it's a nice story to tell his friends when he's older.

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CanadiAnM8 24

How can you blame the husband when it's Breaking Bad? xD. But he'll have a laugh about it in a few years.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Well, lets just hope the teacher isn't Jewish.

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tazrek01 6

and watching it on any format other than Netflix would of been acceptable? Or have I missed the point here totally?

Voij 16

Yes, yes you have. It's about the fact that her 4-year old now yells this stuff wherever he goes, just because the husband was irresponsible enough to let his kid watch a show that's completely inappropriate for children. The mentioning of Netflix was only to give more detail into the situation.

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daytoday21 10

I think he got what the real problem was...but he was (understandably) commenting on the unnecessary inclusion of "on Netflix." cant imagine the point of that modifier.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Well, heck, then let's just strip out all the details: "Today some guy let another guy hear something. The other guy repeated it to a lady, who told me. FML"

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Enslaved 36

The mention of Netflix was probably brought up because it means the husband could have watched it at any other time. Ex: when the 4 year old wasn't around or asleep.

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RedPillSucks 31

The FML community bitches if you don't add enough detail and bitches if you add too much detail.

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rabidpeach 5

personally, i like to bitch only when there's just enuf detail

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triple666__ 19

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't ya?

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rabid_otaku 29

You have missed the point here totally.

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srogue74 5

uh... wtf? i've seen every episode including the latest ones, and i don't ever remember that line in breaking bad. maybe your husband was watching one of your family's white supremacist rally?

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whopper_sr 7

You must be one of those bandwagon Breaking Bad "fans". Pathetic.

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jamjam12 15

Jesse says it to Walt. I'm not sure but I feel like it would be during the scene early in season one when they are arguing over something (most likely lab equipment) Edit: oops realized there was a video posted :)

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Enslaved 36

30, Well then, I must be a pathetic bandwagoners too. After so many people saying how great the show was, I finally decided to check it out. Especially since it's free on my Netflix's. I'm a fan.

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whopper_sr 7

I guess it's just me overreacting... since I remember every line of the show.

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Wizardo 33

Ah man, it would have been awesome if he picked up 'yeah, science bitch!' or 'I am the danger! I am the one who knocks!'.

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bellidona 15

U should wash ur husbands mouth out w soap everytime ur child says it again ...or any bad word for that matter lol I bet he won't let ur son watch the stuff he shouldn't be again :-)

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schadenfreud 6

any preschool teacher willing to believe that a four year old child would knowingly use the term heil hitler is too stupid to be teaching at any level

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ManInTheMachine 19

I think the fact that the teacher would know that kids are impressionable would make things worse, since the child is only repeating what he hears at home. Which, in OP's case, might make them look like Neo-Nazis.

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katties 27

Why would you assume she thought he used it knowingly? She was just probably a )checking if the parents actually taught him things like that b) warning them that their kid has picked it up somewhere, so they could try to make him stop saying it and avoid embarrassing situations with other people

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hbake 13

Believe it or not my Grandma used to say that when i was younger (i pretend shes not) lol and i like to think i turned out ok, however kids are like sponges they absorb every little thing.

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