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33: "OMAIGOD An early comment! QUICK! I MUST COMBINE TWO JOKES TOGETHER! Um... Why did the chicken walk into the bar?"

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This has actually happened to me before. I felt like I was in a scary movie too. We lived out in the countryside and had a water pump to bring the water from the lake to the house. Fire ants like electricity -they're drawn to it- so they found the pump, got in it, destroyed it and a lot of them, and came into the house. Texas. Lol.

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what if thousands of little Paula Deen heads came pouring out instead, all yapping about "butter and oil, y'all", but instead sounding like "booter an' aail, y'all"... okay, maybe that's just something I would be terrified to experienced. *shudders*

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Sometimes, since I have arachnephobia I get scared to take a shower so I can't for a day or to because I think that this same exact thing will happen.

time to call the plumber! :D but seriously OP fuck your life. that really does suck and i would freak out

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Alright, call a plumber, then get napkins, boards, and paper. Take the boards, put the paper on the boards in a diagonal pattern, then use the napkins to cover the paper completely and very, very carefully... Burn the house down

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Think about it like this: When this happened, OP was likely naked. Also, most people stand under a shower to use it. I imagine ants falling from the sky upon OP's naked body is almost as bad as that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is killed by the ants. I'll see you all in therapy!

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my guess is the ants managed to chew through the copper piping to the shower and when op opened the shower valve the ants rushed for the New area that opened up.

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We had that happen once. During winter ants will migrate to warmer regions like your bathroom. they go through the cracks in the wall and tile and crawl into the shower head. when you turn on the water it opens the valve and BOOM! instant mentally scarring horror.

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