Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...
SimplySaraya 9
Priorities. He's got them.
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Comments (78)
Saikon1357 25
Probably excited he finally gets to play Overwatch.
shinyme 9
May be he's cheating on you? Just saying.
violet_lipstick 12
Sounds like you need a new husband one that isn't a jackass .
J352SAURUS 30
I don't really know how to vote on this one. Did he pay any attention to you at all? Did you pay any attention to him? Like a hug, a kiss, or a 'hello'? Or did he just get home, drop his stuff, and get on the xbox? And you mistakedly thought he'd go straight to you? He's probably tired and just wants to play some games, so I wouldn't take it too harshly. Although I do know how much it sucks to be shut down and rejected like that when you're ready to go. I don't know.
TheHelpfulGuy 5
If you're fat. He may feel as if he's doing a service by banging you. Please look into this. Don't be selfish.
cho_bee 9
Invite on of his buddies over. Take another picture...
TheHcwalker 20
He doesn't need to have sex with you you know
Draxomaximus 10
He didn't even respond...? that's kinda cold. not even a "I'm not really up for that right now."
RainbowButtFag 4
Oh man. Sorry OP. I hope he made up for that!
AngelicaSmith 12
My boyfriend does that all the time, don't worry about it.