Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Wizardo 34
Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...
SimplySaraya 9
Priorities. He's got them.
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Comments (78)
Noble6s 5
Honestly I'm not sure what he was thinking. I guess some guys just aren't as focused on sex as others and I suppose I don't know much since Ive never even had it but still I'm sorry for you.
ZTF 15
Hardcore gamers.....both lovable and infuriating. Been there done that op. Good luck.
itsjulia16 4
I love how all the comments are completely ignoring the fact that he completely IGNORED her and left her hanging....that is a shitty thing to do. If he didn't want to have sex, fine, but he could have at leaatttttt sent a text back saying that in some way...and if roles were reversed and it was, "I just came home from a long 2 weeks away from my significant other and when I tried to be with her and have sex, she completely ignored me and watched a movie" or something of the sort, I'm gonna guess a lot of ppl on this would be calling her out for not only wanting to be with the guy she hasn't seen in 2 weeks but also completely ignoring him about the advance...seriously, the FML is for the woman who had to ******* sit and wait and then finally see that not only did he see the text but completely ignored her when she was trying to be thoughtful and spend time with him...seriously he could have at least told her to join him and that maybe tomorrow morning if it was that he wasn't in the mood/tired but he completelyyyyyy ignored her...that's so disrespectful, if my boyfriend did that to me I would be pissed, ESP if it was 2 weeks of not seeing each other!!!!
Dustmop 18
A lot of you say that until you're in OPS position.
404wan 19
Sometimes after a long trip you just want to mindlessly relax... not put in a whole lot of physical effort while needing to perform. did you think to just meet him when he got home to relax together? sex isnt everything.
J15237 25
I wish my wife would do something special like that for me. I am sorry that he is ignoring you, but I am sure you can find some way to get back at him. Women always do know how to get revenge. Did something happen to his xbox after this?