Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Wizardo 34
Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...
SimplySaraya 9
Priorities. He's got them.
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arano 29
Start giving him head while he plays his game. When he gets hard just start teasing him so he will want to take control and actually do something. We're guys. Even if we aren't in the mood, it's very easy to change that. Just takes a little effort.
iateapenguin 27
Pro tip: if you posted a comment and it got downvoted, it means people disagree. Posting it again won't change anything.
janfleury 19
It isn't the X Box that's the problem. The cold statement of "All ready sent it" that was hurtful. If he was tired, not in the mood or whatever there were about a million other ways to say not now that are not as hurtful. If you truly love someone you try not to hurt them in any way. Talk to him about this. I'm sorry OP and good luck.
soullyfe 33
35: He didn't say anything in response so his words couldn't be "hurtful". He had viewed the message and simply didn't reply to the image she sent him.
Tannasgh 22
If you are ever in Texas...
odeen 1
*risque'
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Based from your name OP, you and/or your boyfriend are Asian. That being said, the Asian sterotypes love games, tech, and electronics. It is part of the general package, unless you find an Asian Unicorn that is into...less nerdier things, but many people like the nerd things.
Geckosrock99 33
It's more likely that they like the band Chop Suey, but way to generalize.
dnissila 10
Bros before the ho's.
metazoanhaddock 11
Okay, If you aren't going to put in the effort of even walking into the next room (or anywhere in the house for that matter) to talk to him and ask to get intimate, and instead resort to texting him, he shouldn't have to put in the effort of telling you no. An impersonal advance deserves an impersonal response (or lack thereof).
Xkillz302 10
let him play his xbox once he's done with it I'm sure he will play with you
Justinspires 5
Damn that is real lame. See where his priorities lie.. No nookie for him..
the_real_dvd 21
Personally, I think he's an idiot. But you have to look at this from two perspectives, his and yours. I'm not sure why he was away but I'm imagining it was business. I used to travel a lot for business and when I got home, often I wanted to relax, even be alone for a bit. You had your plans, he had his. Just because yours involved sex doesn't make it more valid. If I were you, I'd have grabbed a controller and played along with him or at least cuddled up next to him.