Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
Anonymous
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Relationship goals
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
heart broken
United States
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Carpet cleaner
Canada
Wait for the hangover
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Thanks Honey
United States
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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Comments (154)
scuzzyjimjim 0
that's sick
davidbuseckaka 0
you are so frickin stupid. Must be on welfare!
davidbuseckaka 0
you are so f n stupid. Must be on welfare!
Saiyza 4
He must be REALLY nervous. O.o
bnsinglesucks38 0
he is secretly gay and your the cover ....sorry :(
vols0056 0
hi mr. walrus
Chucklor 0
I literally laughed so much! lol
lectricpharaoh 9
Laughed so hard you shit yourself, did you? If you're the OP's husband, it's good to know you've got a sense of humor about this.
lori_lovee 0
Eew. Make sure its not a medical thing!
lori_lovee 0
Get him to a doctor! It could be a serious medical problem you dickface! Yeah, fyl for being a horrible wife!
eyorsdocjr 0
he shit in the bed?? future advice, don't take a lax and a sleeping pill together.