Late For Breakfast

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Late for breakfast's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Master spy - level Maxwell Smart
You're following 100 people

1%
Godlike spy - level 007
You're following 200 people

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

4%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

12%
Amateur spy - level Johnny English
You're following 50 people

2%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

36%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

80%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

14%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

12%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

16%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

8%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

21%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Late for breakfast's favorite FMLs

I Want You to be Happy Day

According to timeanddate.com, "March 3 is I Want You to be Happy Day, a day to set aside selfish thoughts and to make someone feel special and happy." We beg to differ.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cali - / Tuesday 3 March 2020 18:05 / Netherlands

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ThatOneGuy - / Sunday 28 April 2019 16:00 /

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Wednesday 27 February 2019 20:00 /

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crop circle galore / Saturday 6 September 2014 02:36 / United States

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - / Thursday 8 October 2015 16:04 / United States - Spring

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Late For Breakfast

Beginner

Socialite

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

At night, all FMLs are grey.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Supersize Menu

What'ch'all looking at?

Happy ending

I like your style

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Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

It's in the can!

Censored

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Night owl

Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

Godlike spy - level 007

Tommy Wiseau

I'm a rock star

One more and it's business time

Amateur spy - level Johnny English

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Who’s the fairest of them all?

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Gandhi

I Want You to be Happy Day