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Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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Top comments
Trinity Fenwick 7
not stupid, just ironic. shit happens.
RichardPencil 32
How were you supposed to know the belt sander was dangerous until there was a sign that told you so?
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Comments (2)
Trinity Fenwick 7
not stupid, just ironic. shit happens.
RichardPencil 32
How were you supposed to know the belt sander was dangerous until there was a sign that told you so?