Intimacy, Sex and Frustration: Craving it - FML

Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

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Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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Libido says no

By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

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Today, I discovered my girlfriend of 5 years would rather split up than make any shred of effort to revive her utterly dead libido from the last 2 years. She promised the whole past month to make an effort, before admitting she never gave a shit when my patience with her ran out. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

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Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

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Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon

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Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

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Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

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Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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I'm horny, horny horny horny…

By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Spicy

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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Basic Instinct

By too proud to beg - 23/09/2020 02:02

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Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Spicy

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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