By Kasizzle - 26/02/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML
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Kasizzle 0

Well I dont think she will be coming back in, honestly the biggest pants I have ever seen. I am 6 foot and I could pretty much stand in the waist line of the pants. and we had to charge her 5 dollars more. Needless to say the presser was PISSED. I could not say "one item" because the dry cleaners I work at does not charge the same price for every item ( Like a lot do). I did give her a discount though because I felt so bad.

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woah I didn't even know that was a size... I wonder where you would even buy pants that size

Re: Hannah's question (#2): I used to work in a clothing shop where we once had a man come in for pants that were a 66" waist and 26" inseam. He stood all of 5'4" -- literally wider than he was tall. He actually could only buy clothes once day a year, because clothing manufacturers generally pick only one style and size of each garment to make across the whole shop each day (or at least, one sytle per sewer, as it saves time and money by not having to keep changing the patterns all day), and once you get over a certain size, it's simply not worth it to make the ultra-plus sizes more than one day out of the year.

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hellokittywhore 0

wow and I felt when I used to be a size 13 I was fat. nevermind.

woah I didn't even know that was a size... I wonder where you would even buy pants that size

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haha lol funny ...I didn't even no pants came in tht size…creepy...

amerrah 4

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.

clearly if she was that fat, you wouldn't think her pants were a blanket. but you may just be that stupid :)

The internet probably. I have really big feet (size 18 men's) and to get good shoes I have to order them off the internet.

Re: Hannah's question (#2): I used to work in a clothing shop where we once had a man come in for pants that were a 66" waist and 26" inseam. He stood all of 5'4" -- literally wider than he was tall. He actually could only buy clothes once day a year, because clothing manufacturers generally pick only one style and size of each garment to make across the whole shop each day (or at least, one sytle per sewer, as it saves time and money by not having to keep changing the patterns all day), and once you get over a certain size, it's simply not worth it to make the ultra-plus sizes more than one day out of the year.

HalfBludPrincess 0

The woman is that fat and you still assumed it was a blanket?

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Kasizzle 0

Well I dont think she will be coming back in, honestly the biggest pants I have ever seen. I am 6 foot and I could pretty much stand in the waist line of the pants. and we had to charge her 5 dollars more. Needless to say the presser was PISSED. I could not say "one item" because the dry cleaners I work at does not charge the same price for every item ( Like a lot do). I did give her a discount though because I felt so bad.

Kirlyfoo 9

Look, in the sky!! It's a bird , it's a plane, no u stupid *****! It's the OP commenting on his own fml!!! WIN

and now I know why my cleaners ask "what items and what needs to be done" before even looking at what I put on the counter. only time they didn't was with a prom dress.

Don't feel bad it's her own damn fault she let herself go this much. If people like her don't care about their health then why should we?

alwaysalady 0

I don't think I could show my face my pants size was greater then my age. Or equal to.

Godrics_Hollow 0

22, then hopefully you'll never buy pants in Europe (take your size, and add 30, thats your size in europe)

#80 then explain my size 27 in europe x'D im a size -3 in america? im from the netherlands,

I mean if you're a 12 (UK/Irish) when you're aged 12 that's not so bad