Intimacy: Yuck.

Yuck.

By bdsam - 23/01/2018 06:00

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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Three piece suite

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 23:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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raspution 21

Tuesday 23 January 2018 8:59

This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 23 January 2018 9:39

Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI

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Abhi 7

Sunday 21 January 2018 15:56

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OrchidKitten 21

Tuesday 23 January 2018 7:02

Are you seriously trying to imply BDSM is illegal? And why are you telling the op to spy on their dads sex life? That's just disgusting.

Arashikage 18

Wednesday 24 January 2018 8:00

Where the hell did the incest part come from? Why the hell would OP need to spy on their father? Why the hell did you not rethink your comment before posting? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

merican_redneck4 11

Monday 21 January 2019 23:38

Please think stuff through before you comment on something

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 23 January 2018 7:00

Your father is gonna whip you for going through his stuff without his permission. Or it could be the other way around.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 January 2018 7:21

Even the butt plug? You didn’t find the butt plug? Where could the butt plug be?

raspution 21

Tuesday 23 January 2018 8:59

This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?

Shadowvoid 33

Tuesday 23 January 2018 22:23

I'm going to assume the sleep mask was given to OP and they happened to find the rest in her dad's room.

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 23 January 2018 9:39

Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI

sumocj 14

Tuesday 23 January 2018 14:14

I really doubt your dad left his fetish gear laying around the house. So it’s most likely you went through his personal belongings and then mistook it as beauty equipment. You totally deserve it for going through his stuff...twice

Symphoniaes 32

Tuesday 23 January 2018 14:27

So, did your dad give you the mask or did you take it? We need to know these things to determine YDI or not! ;)

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:13

The design of the "sleeping" mask didn't clue you in? I could be wrong, but I'm pretty certain those masks don't look a thing alike. Unless it was a blindfold.