He's looking at some real toys now!

Oh my

"Mommy, I want that toy!"

They're so young you don't really need to explain to them. They can just say 'no we're not getting that' or 'I don't know what it is' to avoid any awkwardness

But that creates more curiosity. A lot of young children want something because their parents say no. So just explain that it makes people feel good but only works on adults.

16, the kid is five, not three. At that age they are way more persistent and want to know exactly what everything is, even when they perfectly understand that you are not going to purchase an item. Yeah, answering all the questions is certainly going to be fun.

Don't see why I got downvoted. That's a full proof plan.

Meh. "Never mind about it; it's something for adults that isn't appropriate for kids." That's all I did until my kids were old enough for more details. Worked fine.

Lots

The adult toy business is worth about $15 billion. I think they can afford to send out catalogs.

tootimid is one. They send every thing in white boxes and envelopes that give absolutely no clues as to what's inside. It's nice to have the option to order stuff without your kids knowing what it is or seeing the catalog when it comes.

I don't think he ever will, when I was 4-5 I found my brother's adult movies, the covers of the dvd packages were pretty graphic, I'm 19 and havent forgot